I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
