I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
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How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
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fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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