There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
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is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
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Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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