This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
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All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
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I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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