We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
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Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
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can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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