In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
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headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
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Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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