do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
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She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
you inspire me to be a worse person
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
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Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
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