The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
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Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
this will be a night to untag.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
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If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.