She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Randomize
