ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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