I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
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Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
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I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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