Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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