Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
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what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
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Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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