that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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