haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
i just woke up with two martini umbrellas taped to my nipples... idk how they got there
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She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Are my feet made of real feet?
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
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I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
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