Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
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I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
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Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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