I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
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I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
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I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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