i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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