yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
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When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
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Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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