my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
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What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
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Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted