i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
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I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
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Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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