We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Randomize
