Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
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I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
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It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Can you repeat that, but with context?
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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