But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
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I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
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He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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