Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
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his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
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Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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