Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
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halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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