I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
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we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
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I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
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