My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
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It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
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Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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