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One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
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im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
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Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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