Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
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If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
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Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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