i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
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She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
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WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on