At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
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Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
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Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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