real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
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all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
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So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.