found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
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I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
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Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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