She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
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You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
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you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
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