you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
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she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
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While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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