I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
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On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
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I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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