Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
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The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
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Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
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