How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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