dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
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THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
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Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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