honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
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Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
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HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
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