i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
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A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
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I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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