Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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