I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
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I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
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Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
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We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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