You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
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all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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