theres a dog humping me and im not going to stop it... i really need to get laid.
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
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I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
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Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
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