Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
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You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
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Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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