Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
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No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
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i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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