I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
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Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
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I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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