Bea Arthur died! :(
Big bird passed.
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
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I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
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they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?