She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
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They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
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We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.